One-of-a-kind Butthole Sculptures

• Can I have sex with this? Unfortunately, no. These delicious looking holes are just hard plaster magnets, they do not open or squish.

• What do I do with it? Most folks have them on their fridge or another magnetic surface. The Etsy store will sometimes have customized frames available for sale. They are fitted for buttholes and magnetized for more formal display.

✪ Custom and personalized orders : I’ve received quite a few requests for custom orders, thank you!!

At the time I’m not able to set aside the time that’s required to make customs as luxurious as a made-to-order butthole should be. Apologies if this is something you were looking forward to, but perhaps in the future. Updated movement on suggestions or other bhole projects can be found on the News & Updates Blog.

Available on Etsy, these plaster holes are made in Chicago and ship within the US. Each is one-of-a-kind, hand-sculpted and painted, original sculpture. The standard price is $35 with Free shipping.

A slight price increase will be applied for Collections 3 and 4 in the summer of 2024. See News & Updates for details.

Shipping Details

Single holes arrive in a little pink box and are shipped in a bubble mailer envelope. Multiple holes or larger items are shipped in a larger cardboard box with pink tissue paper.

• You can include a message for gift recipients in the optional notes to seller section during purchase and I’ll write out a handwritten note for them and place it in the box!

No shipping outside of the US at this time.

Care Instructions

This is primarily a sculpture made of plaster which is softer than fired ceramic. Plaster may scratch, so use care when handling and do not drop.

Keep clean by dusting with a dry, clean cloth. Magnet use is recommended for display only, be aware of the thickness and weight of any paper you may want to put under your butthole to prevent sliding and damage.

Problems with your order?

If your hole arrives in a less-than-beautiful state or is not delivered please contact me to get it corrected!

• Returns & exchanges are accepted within 30 days of purchase through Etsy and buyers are responsible for the cost of return shipping. After confirming a return, I can provide you with a label to print and place on the original packaging to mail back. Return shipping cost is deducted from the refund once the package is received at the butthole factory.

• Have a different issue? Please contact me via Etsy for quickest response, or email buymybuttholes@gmail.com to get it worked out!

Instagram

This art project originally began on Instagram. You can see past stories and some behind the scenes videos, comment on butthole posts, or share with friends.

Since AI is quick to spank the buttholes and tell them that they are too naughty to look at - A Butthole Portrait Gallery is now available as an alternative for your butthole viewing pleasure.

Videos

You can watch late night infomercials for BuyMyButtholes.com on YouTube or visit our Video Page.

Social media inboxes are not checked often and are used mostly for marketing and sharing. Please message on Etsy for the quickest response for assistance as the inbox reaches me directly.

Please message on Etsy for the quickest response as the inbox reaches me directly, or you can email BuyMyButtholes@gmail.com

Messages and comments on socials aren’t checked very often, but I do my best to read them all!