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Updates - March 14

3/14/24 - It’s butthole season again, and the prices are staying at $35 for now! Life’s been too busy to be fiddling around with butthole changes, so it stays the same. There will hopefully be a special sale later on while planning out Collection V. Huge thanks to everyone for the great reviews on Etsy, I appreciate it! 5 stars baby! I’m not awesome at responding to individual reviews, but I promise I read them and get warm fuzzies from each of them, especially the repeat customers (I try to include special treats inside when I see someone’s reordered), so big thanks to all you TRUE BUTTHOLE ENTHUSIASTS who make dreams come true.

More on the horizon : different hole styles at different price points! I’ve been experimenting with making different types of buttholes along with the classic, very fancy sculpture style. I’ve got a few ideas for the future, but the winner so far is the Butthole Button.

The Butthole Button is the best quality, most long-lasting casualwear butthole that I could finish to my liking. These babies are made of a light clay, hand painted, and crafted onto a button with a butterfly closure for you to pin on your lapel. I’ve sent out a dozen or so of these as testers (some went to repeat customers from Etsy as a thank you!) and I’m getting feedback from those who have worn them to see if they’ve withstood the test of time.

12/14/23 - Collection IV is now listed! 31 new holes are available for purchase with free shipping through January. Gallery photos will arrive soon. Coming February, either shipping will be charged at checkout through etsy or butthole prices will go up to $40 with free shipping for Collection 4, previous collections will stay the same at $35.

12/6/23 - Collection IV has just over half of the buttholes available now in the Etsy Shop! You can also see the pictures of the newest holes in the Butthole Gallery. Please enjoy these vivid descriptions that describe each hole’s personality and lifestyle.

12/4/23 - Collection IV Bholes are all ready for photos! 30 new holes creep onto the Etsy Store this week. Shipping for the holidays will be sent within 48 hours of ordering (except weekends). Have your order in by Dec 14th to use free shipping arrival for Xmas. Expedited shipping is available to buy on a dropdown menu in your Etsy cart. You can include a message for gift recipients in the optional notes to seller section during purchase and I’ll write out a handwritten note for them and place it in the box!

11/29/23 - New Website is up and running! Collection IV is underway, look for new buttholes coming the first week of December. Small movement on requests for buttholes in accessories and household stuff - I tried using the acrylic stuff and I was REAL bad at it, so I decided to back burner those for now. I’ll try again in the spring and see how that goes since I can’t get the right ventilation in the winter. I did add some frames that I modified to be magnetic so you can finally frame this art. They work with any butthole.

9/2/2023 - Collection III is now completely listed, and I added a gallery to this website to better learn about past holes that have been adopted. Thank you for all your support and great reviews!

SURVEY QUESTION: What do you think about the name part? I’ve been adding my own names before I give them out, but what would you prefer as a butthole purchaser? Click below to be linked to the poll. If you’re one of the folks who have tested one of these for me, please let me know how they did! You can send me your input on material longevity on Etsy or BuyMyButtholes@gmail.com, especially if you had one break or become damaged - this will help me prevent problem areas in future products. Thanks again and yay for new holes!

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The only other change is that I’ll no longer be making custom little tags for each and every hole, they’ll come with a BuyMyButtholes design with the website on it, but it won’t be a full-on miniature painting anymore. Why? Mostly because as much as I liked to take the time to paint them, they don’t add much value and they take some time to create. I’ll plan on using that time to make other buttholes instead. Almost everyone that I’ve sold has had an art piece like this with them, so I hope someone out there enjoyed that little bonus!