Collection IV
The Hot-N-Ready | Youch! Don’t forget to wear protection when touching this fiery chamber of spice! Heat nearly radiates off of this puffy, ambitious butthole who has been waiting eagerly to feel your touch. How cruel to prolong the yearning of this pucker; a willing and able hole of supreme breeding and flavor. Warm all over, the toned and youthful skin of this butthole entices your fingers to its upward-mounding expanse, adorned with a slightly open, star-shaped pucker style.
The Tough Cookie | There’s a hardness of sorts that may be difficult for others to break through, but I believe you see The Tough Cookie for what it is. Beneath the layers of resilience, this butthole has a soft heart. With a stoic demeanor and emotional armor to the teeth, you are the special person who can hold this butthole in your hands and appreciate its soft, authentic side. Never to crumble, The Tough Cookie practically melts as you handle it, loosening up it’s tight grip enough so that both of you can be more intimate and satisfied. Like baked desserts, everyone can share in the gooey, sticky, fresh baked love provided by The Tough Cookie. A thick, bulbous butthole, The Tough Cookie’s chocolate-freckled skin softly contours into a globe of tightly pinched burnt sienna. Each crinkle is deep and defined in shade and mystery, with a diameter that is nearly one and three-quarters of an inch wide. Along with an impressive surface area, the burst pattern of this hole converges into an open, traditional pucker with a slight gap.
The Bottoms Up | When you first see this butthole, you immediately realize that the orientation of this anus is both important *and* unimportant. The mounded pucker has a small diameter of under one inch and is supported by perennial detail at each of its poles. The piece is mentally interactive as you discover that the anogenital distance is loosely interpreted, and the pole of the hole is in fact up to the observer. No two people share the same thoughts on butthole juxtaposition. Invite your guests to decide how they would prefer the gooches to be aligned; you may be surprised by their answer.
The London Derrière | A sparkling presentation, a rosy cheek and a pucker as red as a telephone box. These are the memorable first impressions of this sweet British pip. The bright spot of your foggy day begins with the London Derrière as it’s stars light up your eyes, twinkling hypnotic fire into your heart. A fair skinned circular hole is speckled with a confetti of natural color, the horn a bright coral orange that glows with intrigue from it’s gentle gaping pucker style with a star crackle that shines.
The Pudding Cup | This is a decadent treat that no one can resist. The rich and creamy surface promises a plummet into silky interior that forever satisfies. As the foil is peeled away one can barely contain fingers from dipping in, stowing away with a quick taste before a spoon is in reach. Let this velvety treat delight your senses every day by bringing it into your home. The beautiful brown sugar exterior of this hole creates the foundation for a tall, star-style pucker with a deep radial crackle. A mounding kiss blushes subtly with color, vulnerable to its characteristic gaping sphincter design.
The Husband | The morning sun shines in through the portrait window in the kitchen overlooking the pasture, a warm cup in your hands, you breathe in the smell that’s been keeping you buzzing all morning - the smell of “The Husband”. He’s been with you all night, all day, since you first met. It’s been bliss, harmony, matrimony. You lean your body forward and take in again the breath of his bronze, hairless pucker. Euphoria. And this never has to end. Soft ovals exhibit the sturdy, capable structure of The Husband Butthole. A terracotta skin bubbles up softly with a flat pucker style, tumbling downward into a sudden pinch of closure. A humble feeling of home, loyalty, and love will surround you while eternally honeymooning with your new holemate, “The Husband”.
The Wife | You fell in love with her immediately. Never have you seen such beauty and grace, the charisma that oozes from her opening - she is simply the most spectacular and intelligent holes you’ve ever met, and you wasted no time in putting a ring on her. Gleefully accepting, you both still get goosebumps when you touch. It’s undoubtedly love, and everyone who has seen you together knows it. Don’t let The Wife fall into the hands of another, truly she must be your holemate. The Wife’s softly textured sandstone skin bolsters her slightly raised, oval lip. A slit-style opening branches indiscriminately to each of her four corners and blushes quietly in a soft rose.
The Good Communicator | Communication styles differ for every one and every hole, but if you’re looking for increased emotional support, enhanced intimacy and moral support, and all-around relationship satisfaction, look no further than The Good Communicator. This hole is always willing to open up to you, give you space and gentle guidance in understanding your emotions, and is an incredible listener. Don’t let bad misunderstandings get you down, bring this hole into your life and find out what it means to have a truely healthy relationship with your hole. The tall and gentle slope of this almond orifice brings a softness to the slightly raised rim of a pucker very delicately formed in a star-shaped opening. The colors gently blend and are unassuming, giving you space to clear your mind as you contemplate what you need to say.
The Bad Communicator | This naughty tushie is not interested in what you have to say. The emotional unavailability of this hole is something that you may never be able to break through. The trials of feeling unvalidated and unheard by something so beautiful can be painful. However, there are upsides to having this hole around - The Bad Communicator lives in the moment, always with a new idea or party to go to. The flakiness of this hole is made up in rizz, making small and shallow connections to everyone at the bar. Follow this bad boy around and you’ll be lifted up by fond memories of great adventure. An aggressive, outward pout of a large and asymmetrical mouth allows this hole to be as bad as it wants. Deep and outstretching lines give one a sense of danger and excitement. A neutral skin tone with casual adornments pushes this plateauing aperture upwards into a self-assured and stubborn stance.
The Queen’s Castle Butthole | The peaceful Queen sits regally on her throne with the sweet puckered kiss of the divine. Although her reign is largely ceremonial and her politics suspended in neutrality, her grace and charm keep up the spirits of those who bow to her. A beacon of class and grace, she welcomes you to court with the most elegant of smiles. The Consort to the King, this beautiful symmetrical hole pushes herself out gently into a soft mounding radius in body, producing a bright mahogany lip extending from a classic pucker style extending just over an inch. Her carefully pampered skin glows with perfect imperfections. Do not be shy about kissing the Queen’s ring, as she will guide and protect you throughout her reign.
The Honeybun | A golden sweetness seems to seep from this little pastry baked to perfection. The caramel-coated skin slips downward into a berry-kissed hub. Nothing could be sweeter to eat than this hot-crossed-yum. The unique amalgamation of a concave pucker style with a star-meets-slit opening will delight your family and friends. With a lightly spread cleft suggesting the polarity of the hole, the anal crinkles have enchanting depth in all directions. With the gentle gluteal mounds to frame this moistened flower, it’s oozing with realism that fascinates.
The Good Communicator | Communication styles differ for every one and every hole, but if you’re looking for increased emotional support, enhanced intimacy and moral support, and all-around relationship satisfaction, look no further than The Good Communicator. This hole is always willing to open up to you, give you space and gentle guidance in understanding your emotions, and is an incredible listener. Don’t let bad misunderstandings get you down, bring this hole into your life and find out what it means to have a truly healthy relationship with your hole. The tall and gentle slope of this almond orifice brings a softness to the slightly raised rim of a pucker very delicately formed in a star-shaped opening. The colors gently blend and are unassuming, giving you space to clear your mind as you contemplate what you need to say.
The Rings of Saturn | Place your eye to the telescope of this crack and you’ll be met by the gorgeous purple rings of this hole. Feast your eyes on this flowing beauty’s colors; from moist and peach, to a galaxy purple, sweetening up to a matte berry tone surrounded by a deep star-lit sky frame. The exceptional sculpture work in the deep star-slit style opening rests gently in a concave pucker. The planets are aligned just in time for you to welcome The Rings of Saturn Butthole to your home and heart.
The Husband | The morning sun shines in through the portrait window in the kitchen overlooking the pasture, a warm cup in your hands, you breathe in the smell that’s been keeping you buzzing all morning - the smell of “The Husband”. He’s been with you all night, all day, since you first met. It’s been bliss, harmony, matrimony. You lean your body forward and take in again the breath of his bronze, hairless pucker. Euphoria. And this never has to end. Soft ovals exhibit the sturdy, capable structure of The Husband Butthole. A terracotta skin bubbles up softly with a flat pucker style, tumbling downward into a sudden pinch of closure. A humble feeling of home, loyalty, and love will surround you while eternally honeymooning with your new holemate, “The Husband”.
The Rotary Ring ring ring, this silly old thing. Kisses through the phone, the one you find at home. A finger ‘round the dial - the very olden style This tall and handsome stranger wants your number! The muscular foundation of this hole is particularly notable as the pucker lifts high into the air, pursing a lip that features a satin gloss center, fading into a matte-finished affogato skin.
The Clarabelle Oh Clarabelle, down on the countryside I dream about your pucker, peach kiss a mile wide Oh Clarabelle, won't you come home to me? To feel your lips upon my own will fill me with such glee The Clarabelle is a clean and simple hole, a mid-tone skin with an orange hue to the traditional pucker style. Clarabelle enjoys a closed, elongated comma style pucker with shallow details surrounding. Clarabelle's sister, Annabelle, shares much of her features with a rosier blush.
The Bottoms Up | When you first see this butthole, you immediately realize that the orientation of this anus is both important *and* unimportant. The mounded pucker has a small diameter of under one inch and is supported by perennial detail at each of its poles. The piece is mentally interactive as you discover that the anogenital distance is loosely interpreted, and the pole of the hole is in fact up to the observer. No two people share the same thoughts on butthole juxtaposition. Invite your guests to decide how they would prefer the gooches to be aligned; you may be surprised by their answer.
The "Annabelle" Butthole Oh Annabelle, gone 'way to the city So spellbound by your kisses, your lips so pink and pretty Oh Annabelle, the country calls you home Please don't give your bhole to another while you roam Annabelle's perfect skin glows in a golden honey, surrounded by a simple traditional style pucker in a rosy pink. A relative to both the Southern Belle and the Clarabelle, the three of them rule the most beautiful branch of the Hole Family tree.
The “Oui S'il Vous Plait” | This hole speaks almost no English. When you prop this fleur onto your glacière, your ears will ring with a dialect you can only find in cafes of France. Luxurious in lifestyle yet humble in character, this butthole is not uptight or hard to deal with - as long as you keep a steady stream of cigarettes at its puckered lips. Peppery beauty marks speckle this golden-dawn matte skin, drawing attention to the slightly off-centered pucker. The temperate concave style of the hole is painted in a nearly blue-toned ring tumbling down into a rosy brandy pucker. Brown and red spice hues that brighten this star opening bring a romantic sentiment that is très français.
The Houseguest | Maybe you didn’t mean for this hole to visit for quite this long, but somehow, you don’t mind. This houseguest may be a giant, swollen asshole, but deep inside you know there’s more than just the shitty stuff. This houseguest has never eaten your food, left dishes in the sink, or left a mess in the bathroom. Come to think of it, this houseguest has always been nothing but cheerful and inspiring - maybe it’s time to rethink your roommate situation and invite The Houseguest over instead.
The Valley of a Stranger | The gently rolling hills and sunrise reflective pond in view have you wondering - who is this most captivating person? Who is it that has you stopped in the middle of their world, looking into the spirit of something you’ve never encountered before? Will you choose to upend the mood, interrupt, and identity this mystery muse - or seize the moment and take this time to smell the rosebud in front of you? The prestige of this hole is found in the unique and charismatic spreading of the cheeks. Its remarkable star-slit opening is exaggerated in an obvious crack to highlight duality of cheeks. Like a dewy flower at the crack of dawn, the soft scarlet glow of this anus is a welcomed start to your day.
Collections I-III
The "Party Popper" | The fuchsia gaze from the electric eye of this butthole emanates a cheery atmosphere wherever is displayed. This do-gooder makes a perfect gift for any occasion; from birthdays to new babies. Even gender reveal parties (all genders have a butthole!) are left satisfied over the charisma dripping from this brightly blushed butt.
The "Pepperberry" Butthole | Some sugar, some spice, but everything nice! This little butthole goes great with tea after a meal. A little lick brings the sweet, tart flavor of a berry but finishes in a soft peppery bite. The style of the Pepperberry is designed with a slightly upward mounding radius in an ombre coral pucker style, finished with a comma slit opening. The surrounding peppered skin blushes brightly against it’s speckled frame as though you’ve just taken a taste.
The "Spring Pop" Butthole | This broad-spanning, pink dimple is an attention grabber. Just like walking through a park in spring, it's colors of daisy or rose petals are almost aromatic with a fresh feeling as you admire it's deepening center. It's such a tempting, soft nest, you may find guests taking the time to stop and give it a sniff. The Spring Pop Butthole is a wide, colorful, slightly downward inversed pucker style. The rim of the hole is a pale tone, complimenting the freshness of the skin, newly brought outside after a long winter.
"The Buccaneer" Butthole | avast ye, me hearties! Sheath your cutlass and raise one of your eye patches, this scallywag just came aboard looking for a salty seaman to get a hold of their sea legs. This beautiful dark, cool tone surrounds a gapped pucker style in an erubescent shade. So, what do you say, Matey? Take this butthole home today and The Buccaneer will have you saying "sink me"!
"The Tickle Fit" Butthole | The sparkles emitting from from this stunning eye light up the room with charisma and laughter. Someone not laughing? Don't tell *this* butthole, or they'll be the the next victim of The Tickle Fit
The "Afterthought" Butthole | This little apricot has a lusciously defined pucker in the traditional style, with a unique, pulsating mound element contributing the overall shape and design of the butthole. The signature double freckle becomes a delightful afterthought, fluttering carelessly along the sunset pond.
The "Ancestor" Butthole | We all wonder what life would have been like 150 years ago, what our families dreamt of as the future, our present. The "Ancestor" Butthole is a model of what our great-great-grandparents' buttholes may have looked like if they had been alive today.
"The Universe" Butthole | The Universe, scientists say, may in fact be enclosed in on it's self in all three dimensions, creating a shape much like the gorgeous opal donut you see in "The Universe" butthole. This starry eye is one of our favorites featured in the Debut Collection. With an outward, colorful pucker, "The Universe" is sure to send any onlookers to the moon and back with style and charm.
The "Forever" Butthole | Here we have a beautiful dark skintone with a solitaire diamond shining within. A traditional pucker style, this gem twinkles in the stars, inviting you to make a wish, the texture of the skin a bright speckled galaxy.
The "Hero" Butthole | This tight, oblong little opening enjoys the unique shape given to it's pucker, while maintaining a petiteness that many aspire to.
The "Hej There" Butthole | The "Hej There" seems to smile at you with it's eye. A friendly greeting from a long lost friend whose grown plump in your time apart. This rugged little beauty glows elegantly in those extra pounds and we welcome them kindly to the hole family.
"The Sunstar" Butthole | Deep and dark in it’s center, you may feel a pull when you get within a certain distance of this hole. A dense purple center seems to produce a field of attraction, pulling each and every viewer closer to it’s eye for a closer look at admirers. The pristine skin glows in a lovely sandstone color that quickly escapes into a deep purple radius with spicy browns intermingling within the crevices of the classic pucker style. The skin is matte with a slight shine to the pucker.
The "Delightful Dessert" Butthole | n the outside, you may see a sweet little freckle. When you get to know her, you taste the honey colored kiss. With permission, you find a center reminiscent of sweet candied fruit.
The "Freckled Friend" Butthole | This pink and peppered butthole is delightfully poised to beguile your friends with a wink. A light skintone and blushing traditional style pucker, adorned with multiple freckles to flush the cheeks of any admirer.
The "Heartwarmer" Butthole | The crimson undertones are the bright feature in this butthole. The Heartwarmer's traditional style pucker kisses you on the cheek as you lock eyes. A relaxing natural lipstick tone that lightens towards the entrance is a warm welcome for all your guests as they arrive.
The "Sweet Judy" Butthole | Oh Sweet Judy you're a beauty. The Pinks and Peach kiss in cheeks. All shall be warned for if she's scorned This flirty miss blows a dirty kiss. A gorgeous traditional, low-mounded pucker lives in the center of a medium tone skin like a pearl in a shell.
The "Wildstar" Butthole | A detailed pucker reveals the future of all who gaze inside the pink, delicate circle of truth. Surrounded in a smooth, lightly freckled dusty apricot, this little oracle will be perfectly compatible, no matter what your star sign happens to be. A traditional pucker style traces a slight star shape; perhaps a sign of good luck, or sorcery.
The "Wallflower" Butthole | If you've ever been apprehensive about opening up, you can relate to "the wallflower" butthole. This precious little thing never misses a good party, but sometimes finds it easier to wait on the sidelines for some gentle prodding from a stranger in order to loosen up and enjoy the festivities.
The "Apple Jack" Butthole | Bright and round this apple jack, a bite would prove a sour smack. Although in tempting candy red, it wont be one to keep you fed. Return again, no lips retreating, there's no such thing as overeating.
The "Yes, Please" Butthole | Hello! Said the butthole, how do you do? I've been waiting for someone to take me home just like you! Would you like to go out, would you like to come in? This eager little beaver was as tempting as sin. Would you like that? I asked, hoping entry to be granted - "Yes, Please!" begged the hole, and inside it was planted. What an agreeable little butthole. This polite little bussy is down for just about anything and anyone, with a bright, dinner plate style opening in vibrant purples and deep crevices, a low, wide set pucker style rides flush with the design. You'll only need to ask once if this butthole was meant for you.
The "Nutbutter" Butthole | This creamy retreat is as addictive as a face full of salted nuts. No one can resist a salty lick of this little snack, and it takes a strong will to take just ONE bite. Take this baby home and the Nutbutter will always have your coming back for more! This milky skinned orifice flaunts its uniqueness in every step - from the silkiness of the skin to the extended comma style of the opening, stretched tightly into a near-smile.
The "Scoozie" Butthole | Oops! Did you accidentally hurt someone's heart with your buttholes? Excuse you! Did you make someone uncomfortable by sharing too much information about yourself? Excuse you! Perhaps you owe someone an apology for bumping into them in a way they did not like - ExcuuuuUsee you!! How to rectify this accidental butthurt? With this cute little rectum that will ex'scooze' just about any oopsie you could have committed. This little hole is a peachy-pink, flat mound with an open pucker style is whispering your pardons. The milky smoothness of the texture of the skin is a testament to how smooth your recovery will be with this little apology.
The "Strawberry Sparkle" Butthole | A rare finish in collection 3, this glossy coated little sparkle hole is a special find. The bright little berry is such a delightful treasure to find, ripe from the summer sun waiting to be plucked. Let this tart little thing become yours and let the summer last forever.
The "Call Me Peaches" Butthole | This calming butthole sculpture with a peachy blonde skin tone is a sight for sore eyes. The pink rosette pucker in traditional style reminds one of the warmth of spring.
The "Quincy" Butthole | Quincy is on display, always. Not a night goes by where quincy isn't demanding attention from all the ladies and gentlemen at the club. No lipstick is needed for this crinkly pout, and what a gorgeous gradient of colors. The light glimmer of pink set inside a purple-cocoa surround is nothing short of natural beauty.
The "Well, Well, Well" Butthole | Well, Well, Well, What DO we have here? Looks like a sloppy butthole, the center of your rear. This beauty gives you a smooch every time you glance at it. The subtle pinkness of the widely mounded pucker gives it a special 'nude lipstick' kind of look, perhaps after a naughty make-out sesh. Please admire the sweet little imperfections among the skin, freckles of sophistication.
The "Spring Fling" Butthole | Have you ever had a fling, but just for spring? When love is in the air and all of nature is in heat - this is when you're likely to come across the Spring Fling! This speckled butthole bursts with freshness as an it blooms like a springtime posy, glittered with dew.
The "Poppy Pod" Butthole | This blossomed butthole invites you to relax and unwind with her. Slightly more reserved than her sisters, the poppy pod brings a calming aura to any space, allowing for easy breathing and a restful nap.
"The Neighborly" Butthole | A butthole that could be anyone's neighbor, a quaint little pucker in a shade of rosebud pink is a modest choice. Small freckles and light imperfections of the skin bring you home to a simpler time. If you're looking for a friend with a kind eye and a simpleton's positive attitude, look no further than right next-door!
The "Galileo" Butthole | Hailing from the stars, the Galileo brings beauty and science to your home. This puffy little opening shows you the stars when you hold it to your eye, and will bring mystery and wonder wherever it gets placed.
The "Reassurance" Butthole | This zesty pucker shows no boundaries in it's pride. One look into its deep-set, mounding pucker fills one with the joyful relaxation we all need once and a while. Do you have a friend that could use some reassurance? This butthole awaits an introduction!
"The Grimace" Butthole | These sweet lips are coated in a sweet honey irresistible to the tongue. A treat for taste buds across the globe, just one lick of this swollen little cinch will have your begging for another bite!
"The Connecticut" Butthole | This southern New England fellow was raised a gentleman. Though he might look uptight and a little old fashioned, The Connecticut is a kind hole with a generous smile.
The "Solemn Prayer" Butthole | Dear Buttlord, We thank you for your bounty, your warmth, your puckered kisses. Your hallowed hollow brings us joy and wonder. With this butthole I am reminded of my values and shall not stray. Lord of Buttholes, Hear our prayer.
The "California Sunset" Butthole | This large-set, 4 centimeter pucker is the focal point of any room, most enticingly, the bedroom. Just as the sun in a west coast evening, the orange globe brings true romance to any couple who gaze upon it together.
The "October Moon" Butthole | The moon in the autumn, unobscured by the trees newly bare, flashes pinks and bright red, leaving one wistful and insignificant. Like a single grain of sand developed centuries ago, a single freckle hangs in the sky awaiting the dawn.
"The Wizard" Butthole | Poppies grown wild make for the most potent magic -- That's how we know the bright bloom in the center of "The Wizard" is bound to a the most powerful of sorcerers. A mesmerizing and euphoric spell is cast the moment one stops to admire the anal beauty. A charm of good fortune to those lucky enough to become blessed by "The Wizard".
"The Boss" Butthole | Bringing The Boss into your home will surely increase productivity by 120% or more, household wide! Keep this butthole in a place that watches over your schedule, calendar, or where you charge your phone at night to keep profitable planning in your future! . Is it blessed? Cursed? Or just gifted in management? The answer is yours to find out when you take home "The Boss" Butthole.
The "Neon Summer" Butthole | This neon peach hole is just screaming with excitement to join you and your friends on your roller blading adventure, volleyball on the beach, or cocaine on a big boat. No matter where you find yourself this summer, this hole will be ready and willing! Squirt some sunblock on your face and don't forget those shades, because it's bright in the Neon Summer sun, and man is it hot hot hot hot hot!
The "Patience" Butthole | Life is sometimes hard, remember to have patience. This butthole is an earthly reminder that sometimes life will only embrace us when we are patient with ourselves and one another. Not everyone will be ready to open themselves up to you right away. Having patience and prodding gently instead of with force is always the more kind way to make friends.
The "Big Cheese" Butthole | The Big Cheese loves sports! Just as most Midwesterners, watching two men in their prime colliding together in their slippery little outfits is one of the Cheese's favorite pastimes, and maybe one of yours, too? Watch your favorite sports goal games and championships with a *Super Bowel* buddy that shares your passions! This round and pert little pucker has a softly raised radius and a cumhither comma style that's just waiting for a touchdown.
The "Cintra" Butthole | A long lost butthole from a far away land, this sparkling plum pucker came in on a wagon full of ale sent to the Queen and hasn't left since. An earthy musk of strength and wisdom follow a trail long behind this stoic creature, possibly from slaying beasts from the forest. A beautiful peach-to-purple gradient expands peacefully from the orifice and deepens into shades of raspberry wine, perhaps with the tartness of the wine of Cintra.
The "Flavortown" Butthole | This hot frisbee of fun is so good you could serve it on a flip flop. One bite into this festival of funk serves up righteous, tangy goodness that is straight up outta bounds gangster. Shut the front door and open the back one because you're on your way out of the house and into a hot tub in Flavortown!
The "Barcelona" Butthole | a hint of pink, the inside scarlet, this gentle butthole is no harlot. Lightly blushed from inside out, her lips lay flat in timid pout. No blemish fades this fleshy beauty, a perfect diamond centered booty.
The "Wiseapple" Butthole | This beautiful butthole has spent over 9 years in an ivy league school! What an incredible achievement. This butthole is well on it's way to becoming an important and respected member of society. If you're ever in the mood for a sophisticated, refined conversation, you can find this accomplished butthole working at as a barista just down the road! A taught little thing, the Wiseapple's espresso colored skin is gemmed with an off-center, upward mounding pucker with a comma style closure.
"The Moon Flower" Butthole | This midnight bud with sunset bloom, it’s beauty comes from the bright of the moon. The flower smells so sweet and glistening, it’s nighttime song brings wildlife listening. As evening winds with starshine settles, this charming butthole spreads its petals. On a garden trail you’ll find it true, the Moon Flower Butthole comes home to you. This deep toned skin and pucker sports a matte coat with a spritz of shine at the center of the radius. The cavity is carved into a classic, partially open pucker style with an addition of unique beauty marks on the skin add elegance and charm.
The "Anticipation" Butthole | Don't let this pout fool you, there's nothing sour about the look you're getting from this pucker - that's the look of "Anticipation". The swell in Anticipation's lips whistle a sirens call daring all suitors to extend a finger to her expecting rim. A light apricot skintone with a mounding pucker in a natural rosy peach, peppered with a dark french freckle pattern.
The "Sparkler" Butthole | If you like your buttholes extra crinkly, you're going to love the Sparkler! This deep toned butthole has beautiful deep crevasses that guide you to a round, slightly open pucker style in a purplish red shade. Smiling with a glossy finish, this dark beauty is one for the record books as it shines so brightly on it's own.
The "4am" Butthole | This rustic butthole embraces a marvelous, larger than average, flat pucker style usually only found in your dreams. The natural tones deepen at the center and reach out wide across it's face, making for a marvelous gazing globe for any room in your home. If you see yourself waking in the early morning hours dreaming of a butthole you could call your own, it may be "The 4am" haunting your heart.
The "Ella" Butthole | Your elegance, your light, your monocular sight. Your sigh, your wink, your emblematic stink. Nothing spoken quite describes the feeling that you have inside. So even though we've never met, you'll think of Ella, soft & wet
The “Bubble Kiss” Butthole | This beige little bubble has donned a carnation pink pout that pops at the slightest touch. A soft sprinkle of love mists your face in a gentle burst of refreshing air with each tender kiss. The secrets this little wisp holds will be shared with you sweetly the moment you bring these lips to your ear. A matte finish creates a more realistic flesh, while the blush pucker expands in a slightly concaved radius with a short, butthole opening, slightly glossed.
The "Terracotta" Butthole | Are you a fan of gardening? Do you use terracotta pots? Well you'd be happy to have this little red rocket maker in your garden with you all year round! This deep red little pucker is blooming in it's own little garden and is ready for you to give it a sniff. Don't go another day without getting your hands dirty with the Terracotta Butthole! A Matte skinned, flat radius with an open style pucker, perfect for planting a kiss.
"The Secret Inside" Butthole | There's something about this butthole, something it's not telling us. What is it's secret? Is it inside the hole? is it inside it's soul? That tiny little mouth is not going to give it up easily, so you'll have to use your silver tongue and convince this little tight-lipped queen to tell you exactly what's going on inside her mind. A cute little porous texture surrounds a very small opening. The pucker style is a unique petite size with a slight raise in the mound and a near-matte finish.
The "Wanderer" Butthole | Don't ask this butthole to stick around too long, it's got places to be and it is ready to go out! It's found it's way around town but don't worry, it'll always find its way back to you. . Take a good look at that lubed up interior pucker, that's a unique style to find on a matte-skinned butthole. The inside of the hole has a slight shine to it, indicating it's readiness and fondness for you, it's butthole trainer. A traditional flat mound with no raise in it's slightly opened pucker, this is a cute little traditional style that is sure to brighten up your home.
The "Big Ben" Butthole | Look at this big ol' buddy! This butthole takes a licking and keeps on ticking, if you know what I mean. The Big Ben is sure to keep you and your guests entertained through high tea, time after time. Visit our website for more info on our hand sculpted, plaster buttholes for the distinguished collector.
The "Clarity" Butthole | What are you doing with your life? Will you ever learn to be happy? When will you find truth? I'll tell you when, it's when you purchase THE CLARITY from BuyMyButtholes! Gaze into this little puckery eye and see what the future holds for you with the utmost understanding. Life is cruel, but it doesn't have to be, with clarity! This petite, upward mounded pucker is small and sweet. A blushing coral color and a medium toned skin surround makes for a pretty picture.
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